Mayan Outpost with Iquanas Tulum Ruins

    The location of this old Mayan city was well chosen. It is a place Mayan elite lived for the best part of the year,entertained visitors, enjoyed food and drink on porches as their sun sank into the Caribbean sea. There were simple platforms built on the grounds upon which slaves and servants lived in thatched communal homes. There are altars that still overlook cliffs where offerings would have been made to the Mayan Gods. Most of the old city has crumbled and front porches have been claimed by iguanas, prehistoric reptiles that survived the dinosaur extermination.The iguanas bask on the stone floors in palaces off limits to tourists, their coloring matching that of the stones around them perfectly. They run oddly with their tails swinging left to right and legs moving like robot legs, surprisingly quick, tongues testing the air as they move towards food or away from danger. The pyramids still standing here tell the story of this ancient Mayan culture. On top of the wide base have been stacked smaller and smaller blocks. At the top of the pyramid is a single living unit for the head of the society. There is no agonizing discussion of equality and fairness. All major decisions come from the top of the pyramid and all below the top support the King until they can’t and the pyramid crumbles. It is strange to walk in one of history’s graveyards. We have better toys today but we play in the same sandbox the ancients played in.    
               

jackalope Picacho Peak Plaza

    Interstate 10 runs through Tucson and angles northwest to Phoenix. Once you leave Tucson, the first spot of interest, higher than rabbit’s ears, is Picacho Peak. This peak is actually a group of peaks ringed by saquaros. For miles surrounding this congregation of peaks,there is nothing but dead flat dirt, mesquite, cactus. At the exit to the Picacho Peak RV Resort, and an Arizona state campground, is Picacho Peak Plaza – a Shell gas station and curio shop. These knick knack shops scratch out an existence throughout the west and if you can get in and out without buying something that will forever gather dust on a shelf at home, you are far too disciplined. Near the front entrance, I am confronted by a stuffed Jackalope, a mythical American West animal that is part rabbit and part antelope. According to Wikipedia, the Jackalope prefers whiskey as a drink, can cause a lot of damage to one’s shins. There is a man in the Dakotas who still makes them and sells in bulk to Cabela’s for around $150.00 apiece. It is said that Jackalopes are good mimics, and, at night, cowboys singing around a fire under the stars, can hear them harmonizing. My T or C friend, Kirk, buys himself a candy bar for sugar energy and we hit the road again for Tucson, on an expedition to a camera shop to look at a new lens for Kirk’s camera. He photographs homes for sale, for Green Valley real estate agents.  I think I see a Jackalope waving at us as we pull back onto the freeway, but Kirk says I am mistaken. The human mind, our real-unreal world keeps reminding me, is more frail than some people want to admit. Getting out of this tourist trap without spending a dime tells me I’m tougher than I thought I was.  

Chichita R.I.P.

 
    Chichita, known by friends and park residents, as  ” Bananas, ” met her Maker on February 29th, 2016. Not over ten pounds, soaking wet, she was a loyal dog, a steadfast alarm system, a roaming nuisance in the Rincon Resort RV Park. She was a mother to some twenty five puppies and, until she was fixed, was a favorite of the boys, especially on D and E streets. Her owner, Mrs. Mildred Buttercup, found Chichita slumped in a neighbor’s yard and called police but they insisted the death occurred on private property and was out of their jurisdiction. Chichita, loved by some, hated by some, tolerated by the rest, lived a full and useful life. She knew how to fetch newspapers, bark at the postman, pee on her neighbor’s best roses, and curl up on Mrs. Buttercup’s two thousand dollar couch. Services were short, and donations to the animal fund can be made at the RV Park’s office with proceeds used to improve the dog run where Chichita should have spent more of her time. How we do our business, whether human or animal, has consequences and ends that are often messy.  
         

Arizona-Sonoran Desert Museum Side Trip

    The best way to understand the Sonoran desert is to drive to the end of a dirt road, take no water or matches, leave your phone in the car, don’t tell anyone where you are, wear light clothes and no hat, and hike till you get lost. The second best way to understand the Sonoran desert is go to a museum and go through its exhibits. The Sonoran desert starts in Arizona, spills into California and reaches down the entire Mexican Baja peninsula. It has multiple ecosystems and a variety of plants,animals, insects and minerals. Water is scarce but prospectors donkey’s know where to find it, the biggest discovery of all. This morning, walking through paths notated on visitor maps, Alan and I see coyotes, a caged mountain lion, skunks, saquaros, desert springs,scorpions, barn owls, sun shades fashioned out of rope and netting, a boojam tree, aviary birds,flourescent minerals and underground bats, all part of nature’s bouquet. We also get  to see live wildlife in an auditorium where a skunk, porcupine, macaw, and bull snake are brought out for us to admire while a museum employee answers audience questions and gives nature lectures. Our macaw is released from one handler’s grasp and flies from the front stage to an attendant’s arm at the back of our auditorium. His wings make a shoo shoo shooing sound as he flies over us and I can hear his beak cracking the peanut his handler gives him after he has completed his task. This live presentation is a highlight of our morning expedition but two horned toads, embedded in a stuccoed wall at the front of the venue, are also memorable.. They are sharing a quiet moment before the sun goes down, like two brothers remembering baseball home runs in the intersection of Bellamah and Aspen street in Albuquerque, New Mexico in June 1955. Tennis balls fly a long way when you hit them solid with an authentic Kentucky Slugger hickory bat.  
   

Generations out for a ride

    In Granada, streets have horses, wagons, carts and carriages.. Horses and carriages carry tourists on tours of the city and the usual place to match up is in front of the Hotel Alhambra at the Parque Central. Horses and carts are also working today, hauling sand, lumber, and produce down shaded thoroughfares. This morning, two Nicaraguan generations, sitting next to one another, turn a corner, the reins waiting to be passed, but not just yet. There will not be many years before horses will not be allowed on thoroughfares here and one more trace of the nineteenth century will vanish.  This boy won’t have a horse and a cart in his future, but he will remember this early morning ride with his Dad.  
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Tortuga Alert by the pool for Joan

    There are exotic birds in the pool area, some in cages, some free in the banana trees. Two of the caged birds are varieties of parrot and several others are parakeets. They are brought out by staff in mid morning and climb obstacles in their cages, hang upside down on swings, break sunflower seeds with stout beaks. There are also two tortuga’s in the undergrowth by the pool. They are more difficult to find because they are not colorful and make no noise. After looking, and not finding them, I give up the hunt till Security man Juan finds one and calls me to admire it. The smaller of the two is underneath plant leaves and nestled in shade, in a moist area. ” No agua, ” Juan says, wagging his finger.  He picks up the tortuga and holds it in the air. It’s hands, feet, neck and head remain inside its shell. It looks like a rock with a hole in the middle. Tortuga’s make good pets. They eat leafy plants, don’t tear up flower beds, eat insects, are quiet to a fault, and hibernate if it ever gets cold enough in Granada. Juan carefully places the turtle on pebbles but it doesn’t change it’s attitude of withdrawal. I return to the pool and don’t hear a peep out of either of them. All I hear is the rooster next door that wakes me every morning and struts all day, full of himself. Tortuga’s don’t talk much, but if they do, I listen.
       

El Gato Negro Coffeehouse Bookstore and Roasting Company

    The only thing missing is the black cat this coffeehouse is named for. I look in a wicker chair by the front door for a curled feline with its tail wrapped around its contracted paws. I look on top of the nearest bookshelf where wind funnels through an open window. I look under one of the big slouchy chairs in front of a huge mosaic top coffee table. This bookstore/coffeehouse is family friendly, well attended, and has friendly employees. There are families already here this morning with kids, backpackers, retired ex-pats wearing shorts and sandals, locals checking e mails on free wifi. There is money to be made feeding the soul and no one in old Route 66 diners would have ever thought the five cent cup of coffee would morph into the multi billion dollar corporation of Starbucks. Expanding coffee and cats into the Universe is man’s next step. We followed monkeys into space and there are no good reasons cat’s and coffee shops can’t go next. Having black cats around always makes my coffee taste better.  
       

Pigeon Party Early morning SJDS

    The last pigeon conference I crashed was in San Sebastian Park, Cuenca, Ecuador. Walking through these San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua pigeons, a few take flight as I move into their ranks, but most continue eating scraps thrown out by the restaurant’s kitchen help, undeterred by my appearance in their sidewalk dining room. Food is one of those common denominators math teachers draw on their board before a class of hungry teenagers just before the lunch bell. Food, I’m always reminded by nature, keeps us living souls living. These pigeon’s need to eat is greater than their distrust of humans, and, especially, tourists. After i pass through them, they close ranks and finish lunch. It is as if I was never here.  
 

Monkey Business-Nicaragua Don't Feed the Monkey's

    ” We aren’t to feed the monkey’s, ” Mario warns, much to the dismay of my fellow tour boat passengers. ” Monkey’s are loco…..If you knew what I know you wouldn’t want to get close to them. ” Our boat stops at Monkey Island and several of the small mammals come to the water’s edge to greet us. One lone monkey scampers out on a tree limb, reaches his hand out, and a young tender hearted woman, in another nearby tour boat, gives him a treat. This group of monkey’s was marooned here years ago and they provide entertainment  in exchange for people food that isn’t even good for people. Our foraging solo spider monkey, once he has his fill of handouts, leans down and drinks from Lake Nicaragua. He might get hungry but he won’t ever run out of water. Taking what someone freely offers you doesn’t count as begging. This monkey and his business are not messing around today.  
           

It’s a dogs life for Charlie

    Dogs hold a special place in human history. In old days they slept outside the cave and warned of intruders, were tossed Mastodon bones, chased sticks thrown by cave kids. Then, they came inside and became companions and trusted friends. On the streets of Granada, dogs are on call twenty four seven. Some have collars while others have nothing but fleas and wounds from territorial fights. I have dog biscuits in my shirt pocket for any dogs that approach me. Like people, some canines are wary, some are bashful, some are brash, some are demanding. Others like to lay on their back and do a roll for me. The best thing about dogs is they don’t talk and say stupid things. Charlie loves dogs and this gallery is for him. If he wasn’t careful he would take them all home.  
         
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